kaasbolletje:

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butchgomezaddams:

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

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geopsych:

(via plantskin)

chainemails:

🎼🎶🎶🎵🎶🎶 It’s 9️⃣nine o'clock 🕘⌚️ on a Saturday📅 The regular crowd 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦🙇🙇🙇 shuffles 🏃👯👉in There’s an old man👴😇 sitting next to me🎹 Makin’ love ♥️😍 to his tonic and gin🍸🍻

He says, “Son,👦🐣 can you play🎹🎹🎶 me a memory💾 I’m not 🚫🚫⛔🚫🚫 really sure how it goes ⁉️🤔⁉️ But it’s sad 😢😭and it’s sweet and I knew it complete🔋 When I wore a younger man’s clothes. 👶👔👖👕🕶”

La la🎶 la, di da da👯 La la, 🎶 di da da🎶 da🎹 dum🎜

Sing 👯 🎤 👯us a song 🎶 , you’re the piano man Sing 🎤 👯 us a song tonight🌉🌚🌜 Well, we’re all 👪 in the mood 🍆 💦💦 for a melody 😉🎶 And you’ve got 🍸us feelin’ alright 🍻😂😂🍻

Now John at the bar 🍺 🚧 is a friend 👬👬 of mine He gets me my drinks 🍺 🍺 for free 😍 💸 💸 💸 And he’s quick 🏃 with a joke🃏😆 😆 or to light 🔥🔥🔥 up your smoke🚬 But there’s someplace ☁️🌤 🌞 that he’d rather 🚫🚫⛔🚫🚫 be He says, “Bill 🎹🎤, I believe this is killing me. ☠ 👻” As the smile 😄 😁 ran away 🏃 from his face 😘 “Well I’m sure ✅ ✅ ✅ that I could be a movie 🎥 🎬 📺 star ⭐️ ⭐️ If I could get out of this place 🏡 ”

Oh, la la🎶 la, di da da👯 La la, 🎶 di da da🎶 da🎹 dum🎜

Now Paul is a real estate 💵 🏦 novelist 📕📘📗 Who never 🚫🚫⛔🚫🚫 had time for a wife 👩 🙅 🙅 And he’s talkin’ 💬 🙊 with Davy, who’s still in the Navy ⚓️ 🛳 🚢 And probably will be for life ⏱ 🔃 🔃 🔃 ⏱

And the waitress 🍽 is practicing ⚽️ politics 📰 🗽🇺🇸 🇺🇸 As the businessmen 🕴🕴 slowly ⏱ 🐢 get stoned 💎 🍻 😂 Yes, they’re sharing 🚻 a drink 🍸🍸 they call loneliness But it’s better than drinkin’ 🍻 alone

Sing 👯 🎤 👯us a song 🎶 , you’re the piano man Sing 🎤 👯 us a song tonight🌉🌚🌜 Well, we’re all 👪 in the mood 🍆 💦💦 for a melody 😉🎶 And you’ve got 🍸us feelin’ alright 🍻😂😂🍻

It’s a pretty good ✅ ✅ crowd 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👕 for a Saturday 📅 And the manager🕴gives me a smile 😍 😁 ‘Cause he knows 👌 🙏 🤔 that it’s me they’ve been comin’ 👉👌👁 to see To forget about life for a while And the piano 🎹 🎹 🎹, it sounds 🎶🎵🎶 like a carnival 🎉 🎊 🚨 🎊 And the microphone🎤 🎙 🎤 smells like a beer 🍺🍺🍺 And they ♿️ 👏 sit at the bar 🚧 and put bread in my jar And say, “Man 👨, what are you doin’ 🎹🎙 here?”

Oh, la la 🎝🎶 la, di da da👯 La la, 🎶 di da da🎶 da🎹 dum🎜

Sing 👯👯 us a song 🎶 , you’re the piano man Sing👯 us a song tonight🌉🌚🌜 Well, we’re all 👪 in the mood 🍆 💦💦 for a melody 😉🎶 And you’ve got 🍸us feelin’ alright 🍻😂😂🍻